Anonymous asked:

Why don't you have a girl friend

nicevagina answered:

Haha I genuinely had to bite my tongue and not write something overly crude.

To put it in THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, for some reason whenever I become interested in someone, they are really sweet.  For months, really sweet and kind and thoughtful towards me. Then they turn in to this FUCKING CUNT that I hope gets hit by a bus. 

Every. Single. Fucking. Time. 

That is why I don’t have a girlfriend.