Why don't you have a girl friend
Haha I genuinely had to bite my tongue and not write something overly crude.
To put it in THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, for some reason whenever I become interested in someone, they are really sweet. For months, really sweet and kind and thoughtful towards me. Then they turn in to this FUCKING CUNT that I hope gets hit by a bus.
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
That is why I don’t have a girlfriend.